By David Futrelle
Longtime Trump pal and world-class weirdo (the bad kind) Roger Stone is definitely just predicting a civil war and political assassinations if Trump is impeached, I mean, goodness me, why would anyone think he was threatening or trying to incite violence?
In other news, Donald Trump retweets an anti-Semite, Scott Baio retweets a Sandy Hook Truther’s conspiracy theory about Heather Heyer’s mom, Trump moves beyond tweets with his transgender ban, and, oh yeah, we don’t really live in a democracy any more.
Also cats.
Roger Stone: Any Politician Who Votes To Impeach Trump "Would Be Endangering Their Own Life" https://t.co/QMHa3nrnOS
— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) August 24, 2017
Is #TeamTreason shakin' in their boots? You're dang right they are! #SteeleDossier #TrumpRussia #MuellerIsComing @RogerJStoneJr pic.twitter.com/bQQYUsmLWd
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) August 24, 2017
Days after drawing false moral equivalence for Neo-Nazis in Charlottesville, Trump retweets an anti-Semite. pic.twitter.com/JcCkXGZySx
— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) August 24, 2017
Check out Trump's newest Twitter buddy. Nothin' says "Unite America" like the relocation of Jews. @ADL pic.twitter.com/dyRlDVkaVm
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) August 24, 2017
Before Trump retweets an account, he should do a search for the word "Jews" on that feed. If it shows up a bunch of times, best to avoid.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) August 24, 2017
The bar doesn’t get any lower than “Stop the prez from reading stories by someone who thinks Sandy Hook was a hoax” https://t.co/KVj7W8AIVM
— Matt O'Brien (@ObsoleteDogma) August 24, 2017
Alright, who had “Scott Baio tweets a Sandy Hook Truther meme” in their office pool? pic.twitter.com/KYRraVlg20
— Rafi Schwartz (@TheJewishDream) August 24, 2017
Whoever made this, you're killing me. pic.twitter.com/ytnF2yeQ2V
— Jay Kuo (@nycjayjay) August 24, 2017
Holy cow. This statement from Tammy Duckworth about Trump's transgender troops ban is worth a read. pic.twitter.com/Re2FTCAP9p
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 24, 2017
Trump has spent over seven times as many taxpayer millions on golfing as it takes to care for ALL transgender service members for a year.
— Molly Hodgdon (@Manglewood) August 24, 2017
House Democrats are on track to win 54% of the votes and just 47% of the seats. https://t.co/HdMWel0L1F
— Vox (@voxdotcom) August 24, 2017
So FeMRAs are giving White Supremacist Chris Cantwell a platform to tell his side of the story. OK. pic.twitter.com/mWw8DrUn4c
— TakeDownMRAs (@TakedownMRAs) August 24, 2017
I guarantee you these dweebs own meninist tshirts. pic.twitter.com/PZ9UMxW1Lj
— TakeDownMRAs (@TakedownMRAs) August 24, 2017
Mexico isn't paying for it. And neither are we.
OPPOSE FUNDING FOR A BORDER WALL
☎️: https://t.co/KH8g83OjV4https://t.co/vOEoVhTPG9— 5 Calls (@make5calls) August 24, 2017
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you live on the Gulf Coast in the path of Hurricane Harvey, GET OUT! Seriously. It’s going to be bad.
Heavy rain & catastrophic flooding remains THE NUMBER 1 THREAT with #Harvey no matter what Category it makes landfall as. Up to 30" now! pic.twitter.com/KfEhuH9E7L
— Ginger Zee (@Ginger_Zee) August 24, 2017
This is going to be on level, if not worse than, Katrina. Evac. Protect those who can't protect themselves.https://t.co/VVcqeoPQFz
— ️LeonTchotchke (@played_straight) August 24, 2017
And now, weirdness and cats:
— Shitty future (@Shitty_Future) June 28, 2016
Cat Fact: From a stand still a domestic cat can jump 5 times the length of its body.
Such power, such grace. #Awesome pic.twitter.com/RrXibdJzAc— D Attenborough (@Attenboroughs_D) August 24, 2017
"This Is My Life Now" pic.twitter.com/a8imWO026I
— Aww Club (@awwcuteness) August 24, 2017